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    Round Two

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    sinister_midget
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    Round Two

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:14 pm

    I just left my psychiatrist's office. She said I suffer from xenophobia.

    I bet I caught from some illegal or a refugee!

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    If an immigrant and pedophile got into a fight, would it be called Alien vs. Predator?

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    Somebody decided to start a campaign they called "Illegals Day Off" to show people opposed to illegal immigrants there are consequences if they get their way.

    Looks like it's working better than they thought! Here's Rosie O'Donnell's bathroom after just a couple of hours of the campaign!



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    There are so many Middle Eastern and African immigrants in the US the place hardly feels like Mexico any more!

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    As appreciation for those who organized and are participating in the "Day without an Illegal Immgrant" campaign during which illegal immigrants will stay home for the day, ICE wants to express their thanks for making it easier to locate their targets!

    And I quote: "Muchas gracias, muchachos!"



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    My doctor ordered me to stop drinking. I told him I was seeing pink elephants every morning. He told me enough is enough!

    The problem is, things have gotten worse since I stopped. Now I see my wife naked in the shower every morning!

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    Helen Keller walks into a bar.
    ...and a chair
    ...and a table
    ...and a wall
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    Psycho144

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    Re: Round Two

    Post  Psycho144 on Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:12 pm

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    Re: Round Two

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