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    sinister_midget
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    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:09 pm

    Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common?
    A: Both are used to switching positions in front of cameras.

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    If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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    You know that feeling you get when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat?

    Yeah, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that.

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    Why are the gender pay gap people so bigoted against the other 74 genders?

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    Let me quote for you an old African saying.

    "I'm hungry."

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    Mary had a little lamb,
    which really stirred debate,
    And raised the moral issue,
    of birth by surrogate.

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    Q: What do you call a basement full of liberals?
    A: A whine cellar.

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    Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

    And if that doesn't work out for you, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

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    I had to take on a second job working in a bakery.

    I knead the dough.

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    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead
    Now it goes to school with her
    Between two chunks of bread.

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    Washington's ghost appears to Trump in a dream and Trump asks for his help.

    "Gather up all of the Democrats and shoot them. Then paint the inside of the White House blue," says GW.

    "What?" Trump asks. "Why blue?"

    George says, "I knew you wouldn't ask me about the first part."

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    Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a Democrat?
    A: A God-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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