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    As I sip my Bubba Cola.....

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    sinister_midget
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    As I sip my Bubba Cola.....

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:25 pm

    What's the difference between Christmas and 9/11?

    Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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    A black guy in the library asked me which one was the colored printer.

    I said, "Dude, it's 2017! You can use whichever one you want!"

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    Wedding photographs only Monty Python could love.



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    Tomorrow I'm going to join a protest in front of the White House.

    The way we see it, it's unfair and criminal not to integrate alligators into our cities. Most of them have never eaten children.

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    Which one do you imagine upsets the left more: Trump winning, or nobody caring what they think?

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    How do Muslims practice safe sex?

    They paint an "X" on the backs of goats that kick.

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    Hollywood threatens to cancel all awards shows to protest the election and inauguration of President Trump.

    Share this if you really don't care.

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    "Do you have a girlfriend?"

    "No dad."

    "Do you think you will ever get a girlfriend?"

    "No dad, I'm not interested."

    "Are you gay?"

    "No dad. And would you please stop with your lesbian fantasies?"

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    Starbucks faced a huge boycott due to their anti-Trump stance when the CEO said he'd hire 10,000 Muslims worldwide.

    Showing they don't intend to be cowed by a majority that might not agree with hiring foreigners over jobless vets, they decided to change their logo.



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    I just spent an hour at Walmart. It proves beyond any shadow of a doubt to me that evolution is a hoax.

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    One thing about evolution. If it was real, surely by now moths would have figured out lightbulbs are hot.

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    I saw in the news this morning that Michael Moore is so upset that Trump is doing the things he promised when he ran that Moore went on a 10-minute hunger strike.

    I didn't realize it was THAT serious to the left!

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    Sarah Silverman spotted some surveyor's marks and wondered (publicly) if they might be bad attempts at Nazi symbols.

    Her followers decided to help, and they spotted some curious things of their own.....



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    Analysis finally completed:

    Why did Hillary Clinton lose the election? Three reasons: not enough voter fraud, too many lies got caught … and the Humanizing Hillary Project proved to be beyond the range of current technology.

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    The so-called "non-binary" t-shirt which says there are more than two genders is very popular with snowflakes and SJWs. But for some odd reason, if you want to buy one you have to choose a gender.

    Any guesses what those genders are?


    Let me help:

    https://s20.postimg.org/sp2qmohct/more_than_two_genders.png" alt="" />
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    Re: As I sip my Bubba Cola.....

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    Re: As I sip my Bubba Cola.....

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