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    sinister_midget
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    Today is National Pizza Day!

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:33 am

    Probably due to her Department of Education mandated curriculum.



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    Kim Kardashian: I'd like to take a selfie with Jesus.

    Me: Hasn't Jesus suffered enough?

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    Um....they won't touch pork.



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    You ladies don't understand that sleeping on the couch isn't a problem for us at all. It's a bit manly in fact.

    It's kind of like camping out. With a really angry bear nearby.

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    This kid goes to a wedding with his mother.

    BOY: "Mom."
    MOTHER: "What?"
    BOY: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
    MOTHER: "Because it's the happiest day of her life."
    BOY: "Why is the man dressed in black?"

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    My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well.

    I was amazed! I never knew they worked!

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    Never hit a man with glasses. Use a baseball bat.

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    Trump is everywhere!!



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    Give a Nigerian a fish and he'll eat for a day.

    Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start emailing people.

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    It was reported last night that police in London found a bomb outside a mosque. They cautioned the public not to panic as they'd pushed the bomb safely inside.

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    Why don't Muslims wear condoms?

    Because 6-year-olds can't get pregnant.

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    I went to the Ikea store this morning. I saw they have a new item.


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    Ladyelaine

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    Re: Today is National Pizza Day!

    Post  Ladyelaine on Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:36 pm

    Unfortunately there are documented cases of girls as young as 5 being pregnant. Latest I know of was a 5 year old Peruvian girl whose mother took her to see a doctor in hopes he could remove the "evil spirit" that had been growing inside the child's abdomen. X-rays indicated a caesarean section was necessary to remove the "evil spirit" since the child's pelvis was so small. The delivered male "spirit" was ten years old when he found out the girl he thought was his older sister was actually his mother. Medical photos are widely available.
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: Today is National Pizza Day!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:57 pm

    Build the wall and stop talking about it...

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