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    sinister_midget
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    Whoa, man!

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:42 am

    I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans.

    When I asked if anybody had any papers they all ran off.

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    OK, I went over the hill and played "Hide the Truth" with a bunch of liberals. I feel better.

    What a day! I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

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    Piggly Wiggly seems to be the only place left that carries them.



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    Is anyone here single, female and identifies strongly with KellyAnne Conway? I love that woman but her husband keeps saying I can't have her and to stop calling... :(

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    I suppose it's a universal truth!



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    Rumor has it that Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters are not the idiots they seem. Nancy and Maxine are doing publicity stunts for the all-female remake of Dumb and Dumber.

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    My dog just won't obey me for anything!

    I think I'm gonna send him off to boot camp.



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    If Nancy Pelosi thinks Bush is the current President and Maxine Waters thinks Putin has invaded Korea, then I can believe that Donald Trump is Superman and Mike Pence has invented a cure for kryptonite

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    The secession movement in California is gaining momentum!


    Here are some college-educated advocates spreading the word.



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    There are 3 absolutes in life:

    1. death
    2. taxes
    3. leftists whining something isn't fair

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    Now that Lizzie Warren (who happens to be a minority of one: Fake-Indian-American-Native-Phony-Cherokee-Faux-Human) has been told to be quiet in Senate discussion about Sessions since she broke rule 19, I guess the smoke signals will finally take a pause. It's unknown at this time if she's also required to stay in her teepee for the time being.
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    Re: Whoa, man!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:54 pm

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    Re: Whoa, man!

    Post  JJRobinson on Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:49 pm

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    Re: Whoa, man!

    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:59 pm

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