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    sinister_midget
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    It's been a great winter

    Post  sinister_midget on Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:20 am

    I woke up to gunshots this morning. But I'm OK because my wife has terrible aim.

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    Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book.

    EMBARRASSING! And also a fortune in stamps!

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    It was in the cards...



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    You know what makes me smile?

    Face muscles.

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    How dare the NFL build walls to keep fans that haven't paid for a ticket from entering the game! There ought to be laws prohibiting discrimination against undocumented non-ticketholders!

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    My eyes are up here!



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    I had a birthday the other day and my wife surprised me with breakfast in bed.

    I have to say I was totally caught offguard with the poptart right between the eyes!

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    Looks like 6 more weeks of riots. At least.



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    I'm planning on a seminar with my family tomorrow morning from 9:00 to 10:30.

    It's titled, "HOW TO REPLACE A TOILET PAPER ROLL."

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    Dear Sirs,

    I have a very complicated benefits question.

    Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her without any cosultation with my wife and I.

    As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law. My father’s wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter’s mother. This boy is also my brother as the son of my father. Also, my wife became a grandmother because she is the mother of my father’s wife. Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife’s grandchild.

    A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father’s brother-in-law, the step-son of my father’s wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother’s brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather. In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following.

    Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father’s son-in-law, and my step-mother’s brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

    Sincerely yours,
    Mohammed




    Dear Mohammed,

    Of course you qualify! I have arranged to start mailing checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California.

    Welcome!
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: It's been a great winter

    Post  Joencalif2 on Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:09 pm

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    Psycho144

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    Re: It's been a great winter

    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:55 pm

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