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    sinister_midget
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    I'll be brief

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:10 am

    A poem for my friends on the left:

    The election is over, the name-calling's done.
    Your party lost, my party won.
    So let us be friends. Let arguments pass.
    I'll hug my elephant, you kiss your ass.

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    China has a giant wall. They don't have any trouble with Mexicans.

    BUILD THE  WALL!!

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    Why did the blond die while raking leaves?

    She fell out of the tree.

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    It's been a week since my wife went missing. The police told me to expect the worst so I got all her things back out of the garbage.

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    I invented a sandal for people with one leg.

    It was a flop.

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    I read that in honor of Ground Hog's day the theaters showed a sequel, Ground Hog's Day 2. Which was the first one shown over and over again.

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    Punxsutawney Phil sees shadow, predicts 6 more weeks of winter. Receives death threats from climate change activists.

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    Actually, I think it could lose the middle word and be even more accurate.

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    I almost talked my way out of a speeding ticket. A female cop stopped me and I told her she looked gorgeous.

    I blew it, though, when I said "And that's not the alcohol talking either."

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    I watched the Wizard of Oz the other night and I was struck by something the scarecrow said.



    "Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking!"

    Oz had Democrats, then?
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    Re: I'll be brief

    Post  Joencalif2 on Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:16 pm

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    Re: I'll be brief

    Post  Psycho144 on Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:42 am

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