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    sinister_midget
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    The beat goes on

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Feb 01, 2017 6:24 pm

    "When the next generation ask: what did YOU do when Trump came to power? I'll proudly say: 'I called him a Nazi while dressed like a vagina.'"
    -- Godfrey Elfwick

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    "Honey where are we going tonight on our date?"

    "Oh I figured we would go stand in the freezing cold at an airport and scream and cry how we want illegal refugees to come into the country and live off of our paychecks!"

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    Jihadis: "Death to America! Death to the infidels! We will kill your men, rape your women and children and make them our slaves!"

    The left: "Don't say anything to upset them."

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    Have you seen this woman? Her name is Rābi‘a al-‘Adawīyya.



    If you you know her whereabouts or encounter her on the street, contact authorities. She's been missing since Saturday

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    My son's class is having a pajama day tomorrow...

    Great to see the education system is getting them ready for unemployment.

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    My girlfriend kicked me out last night. I started to leave and said, "You never know what you've got until..."

    She interrupted me. "Screw you! I know exactly what I've got!"

    "Fine," I told her. "I didn't know you'd already been to the clinic."

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    Trump always stays one step ahead of his rivals. It seems every time they think they have him, he has a team at the ready to put them in their place.

    Here is the team of experts he assembled to handle the antics of congressional Democrats.



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    "Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille!

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    After hearing about all of the genetic modifications that have been done to fruits and vegetables, I decided I need to start a very strict diet.

    From now on only beer and pizza for me!

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    At the rate President Trump is going, half of America's unemployed will have a job before summer!

    The other half will still be calling him a Nazi.

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    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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    I'm known all over the world for my exaggerations.

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    I've invented a new diet that doesn't work.

    Now, where can I find a nation of fat gullible people?

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    You thought they were comedians. Little did you know they were prescient soothsayers!



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    They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

    Ha! They're not laughing now!!
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    Re: The beat goes on

    Post  Psycho144 on Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:53 am

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    Re: The beat goes on

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Feb 02, 2017 12:45 pm

    I work with a girl named Hu. Absolute truth. Her name is Wu Hu. I'm not making this up!

    I'll see if I can get a picture of the schedule with her name on it. She's been out to have a baby, so I haven't noticed if they've been putting her name on it until she comes back or not.
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    Re: The beat goes on

    Post  JJRobinson on Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:07 am

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    Re: The beat goes on

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:27 am

    It turns out Wu Hu isn't on the schedule at work now. Which is too bad because I wanted to get a picture. Hopefully that doesn't mean she quit after the birth of her child. She's a nice girl besides having an interesting name.

    If she comes back I'm going to ask her the husband's name. If she says it's Yu or Bu I might pass out or something!

    Wonder what she named the kid.....
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    Re: The beat goes on

    Post  JJRobinson on Sat Feb 04, 2017 6:17 am

    Haha...I hope she comes back... Very Happy

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