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    Of all the luck!

    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Sep 04, 2016 11:45 am

    I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office.


    An hour later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.
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    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Sep 04, 2016 11:46 am

    My computer beat me at chess. But as it turns out I'm much better than it at kickboxing.
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    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Sep 04, 2016 11:52 am

    I loved it when my son joined the cross-country team. But I was disappointed when I found out they don't really cross the country and he was back home in a few hours.
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    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Sep 04, 2016 11:53 am

    Whatever you do, don't go to the bathroom in a dream. It's a trap!
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    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Sep 04, 2016 11:58 am

    Bobby was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. He noticed pops kept leaning over to the side, but kept talking and listening. A nurse would walk over and straighten him up and leave.


    After this happened several times, Bobby asked him, "Gramps, how do you like it here?"


    His grandfather replied, "It's not too bad, really. But they never let me fart."
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    Re: Of all the luck!

    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:11 pm

    Something tells me there's a party in Aisle 15:



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    Post  Joencalif2 on Sun Sep 04, 2016 12:41 pm

    LOL....good stuff.... lol! lol!
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    Re: Of all the luck!

    Post  Psycho144 on Sun Sep 04, 2016 5:38 pm

    Good stuff  bounce  bounce

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