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    sinister_midget
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    A special kind of.......

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:14 am

    MEDIA PUNDIT: Trump will never.....

    TRUMP: Add that to my to-do list for Monday.

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    I take it that it's the "better employment" you were after?



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    I decided to do an experiment a few years ago. I wanted to see how long I could go without sex.

    So I got married.

    I don't know what the record used to be, but I'm pretty sure it's not even close to mine!

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    I saw a guy protesting outside a grocery store here. I walked over to see what the deal was and saw he was an animal rights guy.

    "You wouldn't eat your dog," he kept yelling. "So why do you eat a pig?"

    I straightened him out. "For one thing, my cookbook has a lot more recipes for pork."

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    Trump froze the $200+ million the Emperor gifted to the terror operations of the PLO.

    Good! Hope it goes to doing something productive. Maybe fix the water problem liberals forced on Flint, Michigan. Or buy birth control so people like the ones protesting about it never reproduce.

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    Government announces the threat level is lowered.



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    OLD IS WHEN ... "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

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    I called the ASPCA hotline to tell them I'd just found six badgers in a suitcase by the road.

    "Are they moving?" asked the operator.

    "I'm not certain," I replied, "but that would explain the suitcase, wouldn't it?"

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    Dear God! If you're listening, please let me make bail before they make me take a shower!

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    If Hillary had been elected I was planning on moving to Russia.

    I don't have any special affinity for the country. In fact I doubt I'd like it there much. But I'm pretty sure they would have won WWIII with her in charge.

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    No, but the ones who advertise can be pretty confident they'll get their turn.


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    Post  Joencalif2 on Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:32 am

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    Post  Psycho144 on Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:44 am

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