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    sinister_midget
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    Life goes on

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:33 pm

    My wife is leaving me to go to Vegas. Claims she can "get $1000 a night for what she does for me for nothing".

    I'm going too. I want to see how she lives on $2000 a year.

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    How do you make a feminist laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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    And that concludes my first official LIVE coverage of President Donald J. Trumps first official LIVE press conference featuring Sean Spicer slapping a bunch of MSM idiots.

    I sincerely hope that my commentary was at least as good as CNN. It certainly couldn't have possibly been any less accurate.

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    I think we can safely say that many of the women who fought for equal rights under the law would be deeply ashamed to see where the movement they started has ended up.

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    There's wisdom. And then there's wisdom, or lack thereof.



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    A marine walks into a confessional.

    "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Last night I beat the hell of of a flag burner and a Hillary supporter."

    The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive you your sins, not to discuss your community service."

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    Ran across some liberal moron on the street corner yesterday. A peacenik or something. He kept saying violence never solves anything. On and on and on and on.

    So I punched him to teach him a lesson. He shut up. Problem solved.

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    OK, OK, here's one:

    My daughter's mother had a prolonged laughing fit and spilled her wine when I told her Trump would kill all the baby seals. This is what Trump does to human people.

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    I made up my mind. When the zombie apocalypse happens I'm moving to DC.

    The zombies will be after brains, so they won't go looking there.

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    Try this on for size.

    1. Start building a fake wall on the border.
    2. Protestors come to make trouble and block the wall from being completed.
    3. Build a real wall to the north of the troublemakers.
    4. Tell Mexico they're welcome, that it's a gift for all of the nice people they tossed into our country.

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    CNN:
    There is NO EVIDENCE of voter fraud
    Wait..
    There is no evidence of WIDESPREAD voter fraud
    Hold it..
    There no evidence that 2-3 million ILLEGALS voted
    Damn it..
    We don't know if they all voted for Hillary
    CRAP!
    RUSSIA!!

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    Re: Life goes on

    Post  Psycho144 on Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:35 am

    *snicker*  Very Happy

      Current date/time is Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:23 am