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    sinister_midget
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    One more great day wasted

    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:25 pm

    Yes dear. Will that be one side of beef, or two?



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    The women's march caused so much distress yesterday.

    Abhorrent behavior, no thought of the children. And worst of all leaving so many men to cook their own dinner!

    One more thing. Who was there to point out that the toilet seat was left up? Hmmm??

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    When I was in 10, the bigger kids would constantly beat me up.

    So I started working out every day after school, and before I knew it I was strong enough to break open my dad's gun chest

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    Does running late count as exercise?

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    I can't stand the police! Especially Sting!!

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    My car broke down outside a massage parlor today. And again tomorrow.

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    Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to crap.

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    There's been a lot of complaining and accusing and back and forth about the media's supposed rigging of the pictures of the inauguration to make the crowd look smaller than it really was. Of course, "real" news outlets like CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, NPR, MSNBC and others claim it's not true.

    For the record, here is an unaltered shot of the actual inauguration crowd for you to decide on your own what the truth is.



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    Melania Trump is fluent in 5 languages.

    Michelle Obama can speak one.

    Barack Obama can read one, but he can't speak it too well.

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    Me too!

    I agree that women should be regulated to the point that they can't leave the house. Their owners should have to conceal them and pay for the privilege. They need to be kept out of places where there are signs saying they aren't allowed. And their owners should be able to sell them to somebody else.

    Plus people should need a permit and background check before owning one!

    When does the next protest start, snowflake?

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    OK. Help me out here.

    Trump took back the country. He promised to give it back to the American people.

    But people are protesting. Why? Because they want to stay slaves to government?



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    Trending on Twitter right now:

    FEMINIST TO-DO LIST

    -Make bad decisions
    -Get low paying job
    -Blame wage gap
    -Get fat
    -Blame men for unfair beauty standards
    -Hate on attractive successful women
    -Buy a cat

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    I thought if you went by "ze" instead of him or her then it wouldn't hurt!



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    Looks like Michael J. Fox has decided to join the selfie craze...



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    So Angelina Jolie has visited Syrian orphans on a United Nations goodwill mission.

    Or as she calls it, Christmas shopping.

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    "Trump demeans & objectifies women!!!"

    So say some of the biggest role models in the world!


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    Re: One more great day wasted

    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:48 am

    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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