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    sinister_midget
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    They're roaring

    Post  sinister_midget on Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:33 pm

    The Women's March:

    Where thousands of feminists will declare in one voice that they are so "independent" and "strong" that a single alpha male they don't personally know who potentially lives thousands of miles away is going to ruin their whole lives.

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    An actual conversation between a protester and an interviewer during the inauguration:

    Owen: What are you chanting?
    Protester: Trump will NOT divide us
    Owen: Exactly, Trump wants to UNITE us
    Protester: Trump will NOT divide us
    Owen: Right, so what are you protesting?

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    I guess it's time to start practicing again. Not sure which one will be the correct chant, though:

    Lock him up!
    Lock her up!
    Lock them up!






    At least I already have the vomiting down pat.

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    I walked up to a guy in the gym. I said, "How do you use this piece of equipment?"

    "It's pretty simple," he replied, "Just push the button and it dries your hands..."

    I think next year I'll make a different resolution.

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    I don't know why men would treat them like sluts to begin with!



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    The guy across the street told me his wife says if he doesn't support her going to the DC women's march she's going to cut him off. He said he just smiled at her!

    "She can't do that," he said. "She has no idea where I'm getting it."

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    Sad but true. Michael Moore may be the best looking woman at the Women's March.

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    A good point!



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    Wait, wait, wait, wait... WAIT. Let's see if I can understand this.

    Trump is demeaning women in your opinion, and your answer is to dress yourself as a giant vagina?

    I just want to be clear.

    Trump... demeaning to women.

    You... GIANT VAGINA COSTUME?
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    Re: They're roaring

    Post  Psycho144 on Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:40 am

    Oh well  Just suck it up and live with it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy

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