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    sinister_midget
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    Almost!

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:06 am

    Putin on state TV: Donald Trump has been with the most beautiful women in the world, so why would he need prostitutes in Moscow?

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    Darn it! Wish the wife had told me she was going to do laundry! Now all of my ballerinas are wet!



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    The left is offering people $2500 bonus and $50 an hour to protest Trump?

    So.....they're resorting to capitalism to protest capitalism?

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    Isn't that special!



    I guess life is tough when you don't have any influence to sell.

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    "Who the hell are you?"
    "How did you get in our house?"
    "Stop calling us Mom & Dad!"
    -childhood memories of conversations with my parents

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    I joined Liars Anonymous this morning. They've made me president.

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    Someone needs to walk around the inauguration handing out skittles to protesters saying, "Don't worry, only a few are poisonous."

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    Looks like he's had it with the "hump day" jokes!



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    CNN reports Obama is leaving office with a 60% approval rating.

    Hell, even I approve of him leaving!

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    Psychologists say Trump needs to learn to cry. He does cry. Tears of laughter every time he reads stupid analysis of him needing to learn to cry.
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: Almost!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:50 am

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    Psycho144

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    Re: Almost!

    Post  Psycho144 on Thu Jan 19, 2017 3:34 pm

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