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    A day in the life

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    sinister_midget
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    A day in the life

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:20 am

    BREAKING NEWS: Russia releases photo of DONALD TRUMP with hooker in Russian hotel!

    Wait... sorry... wrong file... never mind.




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    Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore: A match made in heaven. There's even plenty of open space in the Pacific for them to mate.

    They'll need to warn Algore, though, so he doesn't think the rise in water level is due to climate change.

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    There are two rules for success in life:


    1) Never tell anyone everything you know.
    2)

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    I couldn't believe it today when my Muslim neighbor introduced me to his new wife.

    I suspect he only did because he wants me to babysit her tomorrow.

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    I gave up going to the library to get a book on suicide so I thought I would try Amazon.

    Found one that must be good as nobody has reviewed it.

    Site was helpful too

    Customers who bought this item also bought:
    Rope
    Paracetamol
    Stanley Blades
    Gas Oven

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    My wife is a big tennis fan and was telling me how distracting she finds the constant grunting noises during the women's matches.

    I promised I'd stop.

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    Think I might go jogging tomorrow.......or I might win the lottery. Same odds.

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    I have a dream.....



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    Some things are too true to be funny!

    http://southbend.craigslist.org/dmg/5959386454.html

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    Give a migrant a fish and you'll feed him for the day.
    Deport him and local girls won't get raped.

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    In all seriousness though, people shouldn't make rape jokes, It's Islamaphobic.

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    Just got the wife a matching bag and belt set for her birthday.

    Here's hoping the hoover works better now.

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    A Viet Namese friend of mine decided to surprise his wife by cooking a surprise dinner for her.

    But somebody let the cat out of the bag.

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    How do you upset a liberal?

    Ha ha

    A better question is how don't you upset a liberal.
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    Re: A day in the life

    Post  Joencalif2 on Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:26 am

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    Psycho144

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    Re: A day in the life

    Post  Psycho144 on Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:18 am

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