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    sinister_midget
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    To each his own

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:04 pm

    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

    Offer to teach that man to fish so he can feed himself and he'll call you racist and demand fish reparations for all the fish you failed to give him before the day he was first given a fish.

    Lesson: Eat the fish you caught yourself.

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    Donald Trump says he'll put a cap on immigrants coming into the US.

    That's wrong, Immigrants should be allowed to wear what they like.

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    A guy walks into a bar.



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    Why are married women heavier than single women?

    Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed.

    Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.

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    Like the liberal approach to gun control.....



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    SOMETHING FOR LIBERALS TO CELEBRATE!

    Barack Obama is the FIFTH best president in American History!

    1. Reagan & Lincoln tied for first
    2. Twenty three presidents tied for second
    3. Seventeen presidents tied for third
    4. Jimmy Carter is fourth
    5. Obama sews up fifth.

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    My life is an open book. It's very poorly written and I die in the end.

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    I wonder if Barack gets mad at Michelle when she leaves the toilet seat up.

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    Nancy Pelosi has been begging the Republicans not to repeal Obamacare.

    Sorry, Nancy. We have to get rid of it to find out what was in it.

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    A local mall was shut down today due to a possible terror attack. A man dressed in Muslim garb was running all over the mall shouting what people thought was an exclamation of attack.

    Police later released the man when it was discovered he was looking for his lost son, named Allah Akbar.





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    OK, so news is Megyn Kelly is moving from Fox to NBC.

    A word of advice to the people at NBC. Don't be in a room alone with her.
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: To each his own

    Post  Joencalif2 on Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:47 pm

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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