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    It conquered the world!

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    sinister_midget
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    It conquered the world!

    Post  sinister_midget on Mon Jan 09, 2017 10:18 am

    I thought all of the giant monsters were done destroying Tokyo.



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    Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any comforting spiritual verses.

    He replied, "Give an illegal man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again. Trump 20:17"

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    Q: Where do Muslims go when they die?

    A: All over the place.

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    People who claim women are a weaker sex have never tried to get some of the covers back from one in the middle of the night.

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    "Why would people want to take advice from a group of people who pretend to be other people for a living?"
    -- Chuck Woolery

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    I apologized to my wife for being inconsiderate and neglectful. "How can I make it up to you, hon?" I asked.

    "Well, you could take me to a movie," she said. So we looked through the listings, found one she liked and left.

    "Call me when it's over and I'll come pick you up," I told her as I dropped her off at the theater.

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    WIFE: Who's your favorite Kardashian?

    ME: Are there any dead ones?

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    Suicide bombers....

    Just what is it that's so depressing about being a Muslim that they kill themselves?

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    My friend and his wife were divorced. They decided to be pleasant about it all, so they agreed to split the house evenly.

    He got all of the outside.

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    My favorite libs are the ones who claim that Jesus would have been a Democrat.

    I must have missed that part in the Bible where Jesus led Pharaoh's men to kick down people's doors and steal their crops to feed people who were perfectly capable of tilling their own fields.

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    I'm so much in debt I could start my own government.

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    More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died from Ebola. And the Ebola victims suffered less.

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    Might not be such a bad idea after all. In your case, anyway.


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    Psycho144

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    Re: It conquered the world!

    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:40 am

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    Joencalif2

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    Re: It conquered the world!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Mon Jan 09, 2017 4:44 pm

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