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    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:26 am

    I know all my jokes aren't funny. But guess what. All your selfies aren't cute either.


    A study from Oxford says that 1 out of 10 deaths are caused by red meat.

    That's scary! It means that 9 out of 10 people are killed by vegetables!


    Q: What did the Russians do to influence the election?

    A: They helped the Democrats deliver on their promise of transparency.


    A Japanese couple are arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

    Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"

    Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"

    Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

    Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

    Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

    You're trying to read this, and you don’t know Japanese. You will read anything as long as it’s about sex.

    You need serious help!!!

    Sometimes I worry about you.


    Roses are red,
    Bacon is red.
    Poems are hard.


    A Democrat party proverb:

    Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
    Teach a man to fish and you'll feed him for a lifetime.
    Promise a man somebody else's fish for a lifetime and you'll create a Democrat voter.


    Another chapter in MTV's New Year's Resolutions for White Guys


    A man is arguing with his wife. Again. Things get really heated and she tells him to leave.

    "I hate you, I want a divorce! Get out!"

    As he walks to the door she screams,  "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

    He tells her, "Make up your mind! Now you want me to stay!"


    Q: Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

    A: Because there's a Target on every corner.


    Apparently the new Bravo show Real Housewives of ISIS is being slammed for being offensive and inaccurate.

    In response Bravo has promised to put more 9-year-old spouses in the series.


    I saw the Democrats' new hashtag: #MakeAmericaSIckAgain

    Pelosi and Schumer are already doing a great job of it!

    What's their next winner? #MakeAmericaBrokeAgain?


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