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    sinister_midget
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    Off to work I go. But first.....

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:57 pm

    As I snuggled up to this woman I met in the bar, I said, "We can have some alone time now. I've put your kids to sleep."

    "How did you do it so quickly?," she asked.

    "It wasn't too difficult," I replied, "I'm a vet."

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    I'm on my third day without bacon. Already I feel like blowing myself up.

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    Doctors claim each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. According to that formula I died in 1503.

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    Soon.....



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    Here's a math problem that is 100% guaranteed to always pick your favorite movie every time!

    Ready?

    Begin:

    1. Pick ANY number from 1-9.

    2. Multiply that number by 3.

    3. Add 3.

    4. Multiply by 3 again.

    5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

    Movie List:
    1. Gone With the Wind
    2. E.T.
    3. Blazing Saddles
    4. Star Wars
    5. Forrest Gump
    6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
    7. Jaws
    8. Grease
    9. The Obama Farewell Speech
    10. Casablanca
    11. Jurassic Park
    12. Shrek
    13. Pirates of the Caribbean
    14. Titanic
    15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
    16. Home Alone
    17. Mrs. Doubtfire
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    Re: Off to work I go. But first.....

    Post  Ladyelaine on Fri Dec 30, 2016 2:07 pm

    Very Happy   Very Happy   Very Happy # 9, a favorite for so many Very Happy  Very Happy  Very Happy   
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    Post  JJRobinson on Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:26 pm

    Very Happy
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    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Dec 30, 2016 6:58 pm

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    Post  Sunshine16 on Sat Dec 31, 2016 3:56 am

    I'm on my third day without bacon. Already I feel like blowing myself up.






    Yesterday was National Bacon Day.
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    Post  Joencalif2 on Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:42 pm

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    Post  sinister_midget on Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:35 pm

    How can there be a national bacon day? Has that been approved by CAIR, Saudi Arabia, ISIS or any other possibly affected body?

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