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    sinister_midget
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    As the world turns

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Dec 29, 2016 6:00 pm

    I thought brides were supposed to be happy on their wedding day.





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    My wife slammed her fists on the table and screamed, "Why must you ALWAYS question everything I say?"

    "Everything?" I asked.

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    If women can do anything men can, how come they've never suppressed an entire gender?

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    You know, I'm getting tired of "news" people calling everybody racist for attacks on Muslims.

    Islam isn't a race. It's a mental illness.

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    Now that's what I call equality!






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    I'm such an awful singer that deaf people won't even look at my lips when I'm doing it.

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    I have a cousin that went to prison. I was awful worried about how he'd get along since he's pretty mild-mannered.

    But I guess everything turned out fine eventually. Just this morning he changed his Facebook status to "in a relationship."

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    The generals are sitting there thinking, "God! Obama's leaving! We're toast!!"






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    I'm a friend of the snowflakes and they don't even know it. They need their safe spaces? I'm a big fan of safe spaces. I create safe spaces wherever I go.

    I carry concealed.

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    Why didn't we think of that?





    Crafty Chinese!

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    Bill Clinton reminds me of the kindly old uncle who ends up molesting his nieces and nephews.
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    JJRobinson

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    Re: As the world turns

    Post  JJRobinson on Fri Dec 30, 2016 6:21 am

    Very Happy
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: As the world turns

    Post  Joencalif2 on Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:00 pm

    Very Happy Very Happy

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