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    It's insane!

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    sinister_midget
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    It's insane!

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:53 pm

    My wife accused me of cheating.

    "I would never cheat on you!" I told her.

    "Nonsense," she snapped. "Who's that girl that I saw you with this morning?"

    "Elissa?" I replied.

    "Alicia," coughed a voice from the wardrobe.

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    Never shake hands with a guy wearing a tie!



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    Which is a bigger problem, paper cuts, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, or Russians hacking our elections?

    Paper cuts because the other 3 aren't real.!

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    A guy bought his mother burial plot for Christmas one year. The following year he didn't buy her anything.

    She asked if he'd forgotten. He told her, "No. You never used the last present I bought."

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    Did you know that if you play a Country and Western song backward the guy gets his car, house, wife and kids back?

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    Gotta keep it in good working order.

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    99% of the people in this world are stupid.
    Luckily, I'm part of the other 5%

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    I think I know how the future plays out.

    Once the rest of us are gone, the responsibility for repopulating the planet will go to Betty White and Keith Richards. They'll still be around.

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    Dear God,

    Carrie and Debbie? Do family members really need to be taken so close together? If that's so, what's wrong with Bill and Hillary?

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    What if Paul Revere had to do his famous ride in 2016?

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    Psycho144

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    Re: It's insane!

    Post  Psycho144 on Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:58 am

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    Joencalif2

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    Re: It's insane!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:04 pm

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