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    sinister_midget
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    We interrupt this program...

    Post  sinister_midget on Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:38 pm

    I heard a song that told me to deck the halls. So I did.

    Mr and Mrs Hall didn't take it very well.

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    The 4 stages of my life

    1. I believed in Santa Claus
    2. I didn't believe in Santa Claus
    3. I dressed up like Santa Claus
    4. I look like Santa Claus

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    Unbelievable! There are still 364 days until Christmas and some people already have their decorations up!

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    A holiday message from the President of the United States



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    "I'm sorry for your loss," I told the guy carrying flowers into the funeral parlor.

    He said, "Thanks, but I'm just the floral delivery service."

    "I know," I told him. "And a kid just stole your truck."

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    The average person has sex 89 times a year.

    This is gonna be one hell of a week!

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    On Christmas day I went next door to wish my new Italian neighbor good tidings. He invited me in.

    It wasn't much different from what I'm accustomed to. Except his nativity had one Mary, one Jesus and 27 Wise Guys.

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    I was sooooooo tired last night. I think I slept 13 hours. I slept so long I felt like Hillary Clinton during Benghazi.

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    How do you play Muslim bingo?

    B-52.....F-16.....B-1

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    I think the local news is racist. All of the mugshots they show are of black people.

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    Sometimes my questions are so stupid I'm ashamed to even ask Google.

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    I thought I'd open a gym and call it "Resolutions."

    It would have exercise equipment for the first two weeks and then I'd turn it into a bar.
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    Re: We interrupt this program...

    Post  Joencalif2 on Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:24 pm

    That's about right...

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