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    What a blessing!


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    What a blessing!

    Post  sinister_midget on Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:48 am

    A friend asked me the other day, "Can you name all of Santa's reindeer?"

    "Oh my God," I exclaimed. "It would be such an honor!"


    What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

    A rebel without a Claus.


    Dear Santa,

    I've been good all year.

    OK most of the time.

    Once in a while.

    To hell with it, I'll buy my own stuff.



    Globalists want to send all Muslims to the West.

    Nationalists want to send them all back.

    I propose Solomon's compromise: Cut each Muslim in half.



    They say that people who argue have the most amazing sex.

    Which means that my alcoholic neighbor and his elderly mom must be animals in bed.


    I went to the train station a couple of weeks back and saw a Muslim man with a backpack.

    "Today I will meet my 72 virgins," he said.

    I started to get up and run in a panic because I knew that meant he was going to blow the place up.

    But seeing my reaction, he put a hand on my arm and said, "Wait, relax. I meant I'm going to a comic book convention."


    Two blonds went into the forest to get a Christmas tree. After hours of biting wind in subzero temperatures, one finally said to the other,

    "I'm cutting down the next one I see. I don't care if it's decorated or not."


    Everything happens for a reason. Even if sometimes the reason is you're an idiot who makes poor decisions.

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    Re: What a blessing!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Mon Dec 26, 2016 2:37 pm

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    Re: What a blessing!

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