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    sinister_midget
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    What a blessing!

    Post  sinister_midget on Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:48 am

    A friend asked me the other day, "Can you name all of Santa's reindeer?"

    "Oh my God," I exclaimed. "It would be such an honor!"

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    What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

    A rebel without a Claus.

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    Dear Santa,

    I've been good all year.

    OK most of the time.

    Once in a while.

    To hell with it, I'll buy my own stuff.

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    Globalists want to send all Muslims to the West.

    Nationalists want to send them all back.

    I propose Solomon's compromise: Cut each Muslim in half.

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    They say that people who argue have the most amazing sex.

    Which means that my alcoholic neighbor and his elderly mom must be animals in bed.

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    I went to the train station a couple of weeks back and saw a Muslim man with a backpack.

    "Today I will meet my 72 virgins," he said.

    I started to get up and run in a panic because I knew that meant he was going to blow the place up.

    But seeing my reaction, he put a hand on my arm and said, "Wait, relax. I meant I'm going to a comic book convention."

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    Two blonds went into the forest to get a Christmas tree. After hours of biting wind in subzero temperatures, one finally said to the other,

    "I'm cutting down the next one I see. I don't care if it's decorated or not."

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    Everything happens for a reason. Even if sometimes the reason is you're an idiot who makes poor decisions.
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    Re: What a blessing!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Mon Dec 26, 2016 2:37 pm

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    Re: What a blessing!

    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Dec 26, 2016 4:07 pm

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