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    sinister_midget
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    I can't get no satisfaction

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Dec 23, 2016 5:42 am

    A Muslim man walks into his local mosque and says, "Forgive me Allah, for I have sinned".

    "What I just can't understand though, is why I am allowed to behead all of my enemies and marry little girls, but it is forbidden for me to eat a darned ham sandwich?".

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    Go to google images and search for "fake news."

    CNN is only number three. But they try harder.

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    Blaming the Russians for losing the election is like blaming the hotel room for getting caught with a prostitute.

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    What's the difference between a Scotsman and a German?

    One has a Scottish accent, the other has a Pakistani accent.

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    Never let your cat read the Quran!




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    I think that the woman across the road is stalking me. I saw her Googling my name on her computer the other night through my telescope.

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    Even if your cat can't read (might be lying to you), he/she is still probably plotting to kill you!

    Think your cat is plotting to kill you? Scientists say you could be right

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    Ladyelaine

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    Re: I can't get no satisfaction

    Post  Ladyelaine on Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:37 am

    mmmmmm silent
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    Psycho144

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    Re: I can't get no satisfaction

    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:13 pm

    Smile Smile Very Happy Very Happy
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: I can't get no satisfaction

    Post  Joencalif2 on Fri Dec 23, 2016 3:38 pm

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