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    One post over the line, sweet Jesus

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    sinister_midget
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    One post over the line, sweet Jesus

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:42 pm

    This sheriff from Ohio burnt the letters demanding he switch his electoral vote from Trump to Hillary yesterday! Turns-out Liberal complaints are an endless renewable resource.



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    BREAKING: Small waves of protests sweeps Clinton archipelago after Trump electoral college victory.

    Protesters vow to continue figuring out ways they can look stupid in coming weeks.

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    A woman sees Trump in her vegan butter.



    No word when she'll be released from the psychiatric ward after her trauma.

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    "This is the ride that killed Jimmy."
    —me talking loudly in line, at amusement parks

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    Benefits of being a girl: When you're the only girl in a 5 man crap crew, and you keep ripping silent, but deadly egg farts, and the guys keep blaming each other, because apparently girls don't fart.

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    Q: If Jill Stein married Al Franken, what would she be called?

    A: An idiot. No scratch that. A total, blithering idiot.

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    It looks and feels like something destroyed by the Romans more than 2000 years ago.

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    The western girl gets stoned before she commits adultery.

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    My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.
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    Is -lamo -pho -bia

    It's pronounced "Shut up stupid!"

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    Trump and Clinton decided to have a fishing contest. They agreed a remote frozen lake in Wisconsin would be perfect so they wouldn't be bothered by outsiders. There were going to be no observers, but they'd both have to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5PM.

    On the first day Trump was certified with 10 fish, but Hillary had none.

    On the second day Trump showed up with 20, but Hillary still had none.

    Clinton got together with her advisors and planned to sneak out and spy on Trump to see what he was doing because they were absolutely certain he was cheating. "I'm better than him," Hillary said. "I'm better, I'm smarter, I'm more experienced! Even the media writes and talks about how good I am. We have to find out what sneaky thing he's doing and expose him!"

    On the third day Trump had a big day, showing up with 50 fish. Again, Hillary had none.

    That night she got together with her advisors to see what they discovered. Her campaign manager, Robby Mook, said he'd followed Trump and saw what he did.

    "You'll never believe what that lousy cheater did! He was cutting holes in the ice!"
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    JJRobinson

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    Re: One post over the line, sweet Jesus

    Post  JJRobinson on Thu Dec 22, 2016 5:43 am

    Cuttin holes in the ice...hahahahahahaha...
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    Psycho144

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    Re: One post over the line, sweet Jesus

    Post  Psycho144 on Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:02 am

    Thats my Butler County sheriff Richard Jones.
    He has been a Trump supporter from the start.
    And hates illegals .


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    Re: One post over the line, sweet Jesus

    Post  Joencalif2 on Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:41 am

    You go Sheriff...

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