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    sinister_midget
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    I forgot the title

    Post  sinister_midget on Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:59 pm

    Apparently 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship.

    I don't know if it's my wife or my girlfriend?

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    Today, my girlfriend received a religious leaflet describing how abstinence is the only 100% effective way of avoiding pregnancy.

    Outraged, I promptly sent the organization a letter with a picture of Mary and Jesus with the caption "99.9%, you morons!"

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    Congratulations to Secretary Hillary Clinton for fending off John Kasich, Collin Powell and Faith Spotted Eagle to finish 2nd in the Presidential Electoral College.

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    What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

    Going back in to ask for a coat hanger.

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    Other than buying presents, decorating, or feeling joyful in any way, I'm ready for Christmas!

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    Did you hear about the shy Muslim?



    He imploded.

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    I am a single man seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you mine and know that, held within your gentle hands, it will be safe for ever.

    No fat chicks.

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    I bet Martin Sheen is kicking himself right now for telling "faithless voters" that he wasn't asking them to vote for Mrs. Bill Clinton. 6 of her electors became faithless.

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    An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
    "Your name please?"
    “Abdul Aziz”
    “Sex? ”
    “Six times a week!”
    “No, no, I mean male or female.”
    “Doesn’t matter, sometimes even camel.”

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    I guess the bottom line is that if you didn't want the FBI interfering with the election, you shouldn't nominate someone under FBI investigation.

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    Breaking on CNN: Experts say, for the 400th time, this is the end of Donald Trump's campaign.

    And they're finally correct.

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    People who received more electoral votes than Jill stein:
    Colin Powell 3
    Ron Paul 1
    Spotted Eagle 1
    John Kasich 1


    And they didn't even run!

    And now Bernie Sanders 1

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    Joencalif2

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    Re: I forgot the title

    Post  Joencalif2 on Tue Dec 20, 2016 7:38 pm

    LOL....

      Current date/time is Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:55 pm