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    Black is the new black. They stole it back from Orange.

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    sinister_midget
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    Black is the new black. They stole it back from Orange.

    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Dec 18, 2016 12:42 pm

    Why is the person who plays the piano called the Pianist but the person who drives a racing car not called a racist ?

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    AMERICA: We want our drone back
    CHINA: Certainly, how many do you want?

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    My son's driving instructor told him that he should wear a seatbelt because if he were to crash, the force could throw him out of the car.

    I can't believe that he thinks Star Wars is real.

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    It never gets old...



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    People who are opposed to bringing back capital punishment often argue that the death penalty has no effect on re-offending rates.

    I couldn't agree more. I've lost count of the number of times I've been mugged by a corpse.

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    I think Trump was right to tell China to keep the drone. It probably says Made in China anyway.

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    Liberal role models...



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    I see that Kate Moss charged £15,000 a plate for her 'Support Bulimia' fundraiser dinner.

    For most of the A-List ladies, that'll be the most expensive meal they've ever thrown up.

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    If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be dumb enough to try to pass them? 5 or 6 at a time? On a hill? In the fog?

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    Donald Trump has just released new details about his plan to send illegals back to Mexico. He’s gonna deport them Juan by Juan.

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    Interviewer: Your resume says you’re very quick at math.
    Me: Yes I am!
    Interviewer: What's 12 times 37?
    Me: 49.
    Interviewer: That’s not even close!
    Me: Yeah, but it was fast.

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    Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?

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    The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

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    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal," "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

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    Welcome to America.

    You've arrive during election season. That's when voters find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what voters will fall for.

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    Last week I had my annual physical, which I religiously get every 5 to 8 years.

    This year when the nurse weighed me I was surprised by how much stronger the earth's gravitational field has become since 2006!

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    Homeland Security says we should report anything suspicious or unusual.

    Yesterday I caught an Amtrak train that was on time. Should I call them?
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: Black is the new black. They stole it back from Orange.

    Post  Joencalif2 on Mon Dec 19, 2016 12:46 pm

    LOL....
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    Psycho144

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    Re: Black is the new black. They stole it back from Orange.

    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:35 pm

    Very Happy Very Happy

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