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    Post  sinister_midget on Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:46 pm

    Q: How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: 12
    - One to screw it in
    - One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination
    - One to blame men for creating a faulty means of illumination that requires changing a bulb
    - One to suggest screwing in the bulb is rape-like
    - One to state authoritatively that the lightbulb is too phallic
    - One to blame men for not changing the bulb
    - One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it
    - One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing lightbulbs
    - One to blame men for creating a society in which women change too many bulbs
    - One to advocate that women lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians
    - One to alert the media that woman are now out-lightbulbing men
    - One to sit and take pictures for her blog as evidence that men are unnecessary

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    All this talk of Russians hacking into online accounts is a complete load of совершенно нелепо невероятно мусор, без правды в этом вообще!

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    "You're odd," she said.

    "Not even," I replied.

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    A blond goes into a library, walks up to the desk and says, "I want a Big Mac, fries and a vanilla shake."

    The librarian leans over and whispers, "This is a library."

    The blond looks around and sees everybody staring at her.

    She leans over and whispers, "I'm sorry. I want a Big Mac, fries and a vanilla shake."

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    I started a job a few days ago and I immediately noticed they have a strange custom. Everybody names their food. For example, yesterday I got a sandwich out of the fridge that somebody named Michael.

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    I really freaked out my female mail carrier yesterday when I came to the door naked. I don't know what shook her up more, the fact I was nude or that I know where she lives.

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    Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again and take away women's rights.

    He's not going to do any of that. Why would he? He's not even Muslim!

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    What happened?





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    ♩     ♭♪     ♬     ♩     ♩     ♫     ♮♫     ♪     ♬
    Hillary got run over by a train, dear.
    Walking away from the White House Election Eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as Trump winning,
    But as for me and Santa, we believe!
    ♩     ♫     ♭♪     ♬     ♩     ♬     ♩     ♫     ♮♪

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    When the pain is no longer bearable.






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    What if the whole world was made up of social justice warriors and snowflakes?


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    Post  Ladyelaine on Sun Dec 18, 2016 9:25 am

    About 30 years ago, Hubby having worked all night, was sound asleep when a loud knocking on our door awakened him. Still half asleep he opened the door in a state of undress.  To this day no other JW has ever approached my door.
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    Post  JJRobinson on Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:25 am

    Laughing ...@ Lady....
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    Post  Joencalif2 on Mon Dec 19, 2016 12:48 pm

    LOL...........
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    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:38 pm

    "snicker"

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