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    Tis the season

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    sinister_midget
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    Tis the season

    Post  sinister_midget on Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:00 am

    My wife told me she broke the screen on her phone. I told her I'd look at it when I got home. She sent me a screenshot.

    My wife is blond.

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    One of the good things about hackers is they finally helped Democrats deliver on their promise of transparency.

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    Pandas are proof you can get fat by eating only salads.

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    “It was like a wake with a band,” quipped one guest who was at the Plaza on Thursday for Hillary Clinton’s holiday party to thank top-tier donors, VIP boosters and campaign advisers. (True story. But funny just the same.)

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    How to make a classic less "rape-y"



    Kooks come in all shapes and sizes.

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    The Senate panel chairman cautioned Mrs. Clinton, "Do you understand you have sworn to tell the truth?"

    Hillary replied, "I do."

    The chairman said, "You know what will happen if you don't tell the truth?"

    Mrs. Bubba replied, "I'll get away with it."

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    Please don't ask Santa for something hot and sexy this year... I get so tired of waking up under a Christmas tree in a stranger's house every December 25th.

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    Good thing there was no Obamacare!





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    "It's a boy!" I shouted, tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it. A boy!"

    It was at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again.

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    I had a dream........





    Now, who gets the unpleasant task of frisking her?

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    When two bears meet...


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    Re: Tis the season

    Post  Joencalif2 on Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:44 am

    LMAO!!!!
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    Re: Tis the season

    Post  Psycho144 on Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:21 pm

    Very Happy   Very Happy   Very Happy   Very Happy
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    Ladyelaine

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    Re: Tis the season

    Post  Ladyelaine on Sun Dec 18, 2016 9:27 am

    Hillary or Barbara Walters?
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    sinister_midget
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    Re: Tis the season

    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Dec 18, 2016 9:53 am

    The hips suggest Hillary. As does the pile of cash on the ground. But I see what you mean.


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