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    And then I said....

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    And then I said....

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:28 am



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    I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick.


    Must've really made her mad since she hasn't talked to me since!

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    I'm so old I remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn.

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    In case you've missed it, there was an interesting trend in Russia recently. "Обама чмо" can be translated as "Obama is schmuck"



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    Q: What's the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T?

    A: E.T eventually went home!

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    The Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen. People were confused about which side to spit on.

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    I'm confused. Who does the dishes on the Isle of Man?

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    Did you know that, on average, a smoker takes 4.2 more sick days than a non-smoker?

    Did you know that, on average, every company has one paid employee to come up with statistics like that?

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    Re: And then I said....

    Post  Guest on Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:27 pm

    Good stuff...

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