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    sinister_midget
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    Eight days a week

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:06 am

    Q: Which nation has the most peaceful Muslims?
    A: Imagination.

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    A married man's prayer:

    Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away.
    You gave me youth, you took it away.
    You gave me a wife; its been years now,
    Just reminding you......

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    So much for scary clowns. Once Donald Trump was elected they disappeared.

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    There must be loads of John Lennon impersonators.

    Imagine all the people.

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    A friend of mine used to stalk John Lennon and spied on him wherever he went. Imagine all the peepholes...

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    Why does a woman put her hand on her chin while she's thinking?

    To keep from interrupting herself.

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    Stein, Clinton and Soros aren't after a recount to find fraud. They're after a recount to find out why their fraud didn't work.

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    Our grandfathers didn't die fighting the Nazis just so I could be called a Nazi for believing the same things our grandfathers did.

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    I keep reading news headlines about pop stars I never heard of. It doesn't make me feel old or out of touch, though. It just reaffirms my suspicion I have good taste in music.

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    I was reading a left-wing anti-war site, then I switched to some finance blogs, and finally I read some Breitbart articles and capped it off with an Alex Jones rant -- little did I know it was ALL just Russian propaganda! Thanks, CNN, NYT, & WaPo!

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    Dammit. I got drunk last night and made a friend.

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    I find Asian women really sexy, but Yoko Ono is a horrible example. I hear John Lennon used to scream out her last name during sex.

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    Q: Why did Mark Chapman shoot John Lennon?
    A: Yoko ducked.
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