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    And that's the way it is...

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    sinister_midget
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    And that's the way it is...

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:20 pm

    A day without dealing with stupid people is like......

    Never mind, I'll let you know if it ever happens.

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    I love tacos. I love tacos so much they're making me fat. That's why we need a wall.

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    I'm more comfortable sleeping naked. I don't understand why the other passengers got so upset.

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    I always wanted to emulate Eric Clapton so I was thrilled when he recently put 29 of his guitars up for sale. Alas, even the cheapest was far beyond my means.

    So I did the next best thing. I threw my toddler out the window.

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    Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night.

    Set a man afire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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    A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

    The driver says, "Bout what?"

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    I once lost a job at the hospital for sexual assault.

    In my defense, they put up a sign that said, 'stroke patients downstairs'.

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    I think when Trump called Hillary Clinton a nasty woman that was very offensive and sexist to women.

    Imagine being associated with Hillary Clinton just because of your gender.

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    I bet the first gay Transformer will morph into a Prius.

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    To step up their diversity, harden their effort to squelch "fake" news, and to show how much they really care, Kellogg's has started a new line of breakfast cereals:



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    Joencalif2

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    Re: And that's the way it is...

    Post  Joencalif2 on Tue Dec 06, 2016 4:03 pm

    Good stuff....

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