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    sinister_midget
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    Post  sinister_midget on Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:32 am

    When your day is going really bad and you can't imagine it being worse, just remember that somewhere there's a Mr Nancy Pelosi.

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    I was walking down the street and this really, really gorgeous woman said to me, "My God, you're so hot! I want to go to bed with you right now!"

    It's true. You can ask Brad Pitt. He was right behind me.

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    Austria's greatest achievement is convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.

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    Last week, a Muslim woman was seen shoplifting. She was caught on camera. Police are looking for a woman with dark eyes.

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    My son's history teacher asked the class to write a thousand word report on historic pedophiles and sex offenders.

    So I helped him look it up in the Quran.

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    I'm going to Greenland tomorrow and I'm so excited! I've never been to the Arctic circle before. Unless you count my wife's side of the bed.

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    I saw a midget in the hospital the other day. He kept telling the nurse, "Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!"

    I guess he was a little inpatient.

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    China: 1.36b people.
    India: 1.27b people.
    US: 330m people. And we have to recycle to save the planet.

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    I'm always forced to do things I'm totally unqualified for. Like being nice to people.
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    Post  DJ570 on Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:58 am

    That's really funny stuff...(it made my day.)
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    Post  Joencalif2 on Mon Dec 05, 2016 2:46 pm

    LOL...........
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    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Dec 05, 2016 5:44 pm

    Shocked   Shocked   Laughing   Laughing
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    JJRobinson

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    Re: Thoughts

    Post  JJRobinson on Tue Dec 06, 2016 6:35 am

    Haha...you had me at, There is a Mr. Nancy Pelosi... Laughing

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