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    The truth, the whole truth.....

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Dec 02, 2016 9:44 am



    I agree that's not a nice thing to do.

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    The president-elect has some tough decisions to make today.



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    My wife asked me what I thought of her skinny jeans. I said, "For starters, that's false advertising."

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    I'm not sure if I'm unlucky or what. I was playing air guitar earlier and broke a string.

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    I think the Trump administration will be like an episode of Hoarders. Except he'll start throwing out all of the corrupt people the government has collected.

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    Last night the TV broke. So I had to try to rely on the lost art of conversation with my wife.

    "Have you seen my tablet, dear?" I asked.

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    My ex-wife started telling everybody we know that I'm schizophrenic. Well, three can play at that game!

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    I was thinking about taking a vacation until I talked to a friend of mine. It seems the Isle of Lesbos sure is guilty of some serious false advertising.

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    What doesn't kill you gives you some seriously strange coping mechanisms and a sick sense of humor.

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