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    sinister_midget
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    Huh?

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:30 am

    They say when you have sex you burn as many calories as you would running 5 miles.

    I don't get it. Who runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?

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    Black Friday is kind of like the Special Olympics of capitalism.

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    Black Friday is the day when people trample each other for sales of goods exactly on day after being thankful for what they already have.

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    I can't believe how much money I saved on Black Friday! I stayed home.

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    At least on Black Friday I know where all of the kooks and nuts are and how to avoid them.

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    My wife and her friends were talking about feminism. They asked me if I thought it had a positive impact on women.

    I gather that the wrong answer is, "Well, not all women with daddy issues are cute enough to be strippers."

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    Shouldn't Black Friday be subjected to political correctness, too?

    Try this on for size: Sales of Color Friday.

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    Need proof that God is definitely a man? If God was a woman the first six days would have been spent choosing a color scheme.
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: Huh?

    Post  Joencalif2 on Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:09 pm

    LOL..........
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    Re: Huh?

    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Nov 25, 2016 7:32 pm

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