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    Black Friday musings

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:33 am

    I can't afford a vacation. So I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am.

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    My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll just have see about that!

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    Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, the opportunist.

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    If you are going Black Friday shopping, be a decent human being and turn your phone horizontal when recording the fights.

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    A little girl climbs up on her grandfather's lap.
    "Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?" she asks.
    "I don't know, hon. Why do you ask?" wonders the grandfather.
    The girl says, "Grandma says she's going to take me to Disney Land when you croak."

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    Here's a quick recap of election 2016:


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