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    sinister_midget
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    C'mon!

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:08 am

    My son came to me this morning.

    "Dad," he said, "I want to get married and live happily ever after."

    I said, "Make up your mind."

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    Some people's birth certificates should be apology letters from the condom factory.

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    I read a statistic today. It seems last year 4,153,237 got married.

    Not to be a troublemaker, but shouldn't that be an even number?

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    Elizabeth Warren is furious with Nikki Haley because she wanted to be the first Indian ambassador to the U.N.

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    When you're dead you don't know that you're dead, but it's hard on the people around you.

    The same thing can be said if you're stupid.

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    The best part about being my age is that I did all of my stupid stuff when there was no internet to make it possible to shame me forever.
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: C'mon!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:39 am

    LMAO!!!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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    Psycho144

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    Re: C'mon!

    Post  Psycho144 on Thu Nov 24, 2016 11:08 am

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