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    You can't make this up

    Post  Psycho144 on Sat Sep 24, 2016 12:55 pm

    California just passed a state bill they believe will help reduce greenhouse
    gases by. . .wait for it. . ." regulate cow flatulence."

    Yes, they propose to monitor and develop a means of regulating cow farts!

    Gotta love California.

    Put gasx in the feed OMG



    Re: You can't make this up

    Post  Guest on Sun Sep 25, 2016 11:57 am

    Ah yes....those pesky cows, although they should do the same to Governor Moon Beam....he has the same issue....always blowing smoke about something.....

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    Post  Ladyelaine on Sun Sep 25, 2016 12:13 pm

    Do they intend to put gas emission meters on each cow and have meter readers to monitor them? That should add some jobs for the illegals.  Do they intend to incarcerate the bovines for exceeding limits? That would add more jobs at cow pens, probably drastically increase the price of milk products too; then, they could come up with new ideas on how to add taxes to all that and enough new regulations and license requirements to ensure all California dairy farmers go out of business.

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    Re: You can't make this up

    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Sep 25, 2016 5:52 pm

    They won't try to measure it from each cow. They'll make up a number and say that's the average, then assign a made-up value to their made-up number. After that they'll make every farmer pay it for each cow. Until there are no more farmers. Before that, though, they'll subsidize some farmers (probably based on something of value they give to bureaucrats, such as money, for instance) to offset the cost of paying the made-up fines for made-up pollution levels on made-up pollution.

    Pretty soon they'll have to raise everybody's taxes again to pay for the bureaucracy needed to monitor the made-up numbers to make sure they're still current (they'll worsen over time because of this, too) and to do spot inspections to make sure farmers aren't feeding the cows unapproved substances that might increase those levels, which will cause a whole new level of fines for over-flatuating the cows.. The new taxes will also be needed to help pay for people to check the accounting of the taxes and prosecute those trying to sneak an unreported cow in here and there to avoid "paying their fair share" of artificial taxation on made-up numbers applied to approved artificial levels of made-up pollutants. These new taxes will be paid by everybody evenly. Except those specifically given an exemption or a write-off (usually the same people who give something of value to the bureaucrats, such as money, for instance).

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    Re: You can't make this up

    Post  Sunshine16 on Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:11 am

    They will feed a couple cows beans and measure it....

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