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    What comes after Friday? A hangover.

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    sinister_midget
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    What comes after Friday? A hangover.

    Post  sinister_midget on Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:29 am

    The last decision I let my wife make, she chose me.

    So I don't trust her to make any rational decisions in our relationship.

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    That was last Friday. I'm sure she'll get back with me today sometime.



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    I bought the wife a hula hoop.

    Fits like a glove.

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    Plan ahead!



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    Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.

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    This judge is one busy fella!



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    Dogs can't operate MRI equipment.

    But catscan.

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    C'mon answer! Camel got your tongue?



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    Hillary was on a trip to Israel. Suddenly she collapsed from a heart attack.

    The undertaker told her aides, "You can have her shipped back to the US for $80,000. Or you can bury her here for $800."

    The aides form a huddle and discuss how to handle things. When they return one says, "We decided we'll have her shipped home."

    The undertaker was puzzled. "Why would you spend $80,000 to ship her when you can get it for $800?"

    The aide said, "A long time ago a guy died here. 3 days later he rose from the dead. We can't take that chance."

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    You know what rhymes with Friday?

    Alcohol.

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    Looks like he's about to learn that she knows the fastest way for him to get to the hospital.



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    I'll tell you what's wrong with society. Nobody drinks from the skulls of their enemies any more.

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    I'm not saying I did awful things last night.

    But Satan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me.

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    Good choice!



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    The guy who convinced blind people to wear sunglasses was one heckuva salesman!

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    I know the feeling.



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    Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?

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    ...and Boardwalk...and Pennsylvania Avenue...and Luxury Tax...and Short Line Railroad...and Chance...




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    Re: What comes after Friday? A hangover.

    Post  JJRobinson on Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:38 am

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    Re: What comes after Friday? A hangover.

    Post  Psycho144 on Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:09 pm

    Very Happy bounce

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