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    The end of an error

    Post  sinister_midget on Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:26 pm

    NAACP To Close Its Doors After Starbucks Ends All Racism Forever

    BALTIMORE, MD—The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People announced Wednesday morning that the long-standing civil rights organization would be closing its doors after learning that Starbucks had successfully completed its mandatory, company-wide unconscious racial bias training.

    “There’s really not much left for us to do,” NAACP CEO Derrick Johnson said in a statement. “This four-hour training session managed to achieve total racial harmony, accomplishing things far beyond our wildest dreams.”

    NAACP officials will begin boarding up their offices immediately, with the majority of locations and activities expected to be completely closed down by the end of the week and the rest to follow by the end of next month.

    The impact from the Starbucks’ short training session Tuesday afternoon was immediate and widespread. Formerly unconsciously racist Starbucks employees were seen openly weeping after watching a video on the dangers of racial profiling. KKK and Nazi groups emerged from their meeting places and tore their garments in the streets, embracing members of the minority groups they had so long maligned and despised. A tearful Donald Trump even came forward to apologize for the times he’s been “insensitive” and “careless” with his language when it comes to race and ethnicity.

    In other news, Al Sharpton has stated he intends to pay the millions in taxes that have been in arrears since the 90s.

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    Re: The end of an error

    Post  Ladyelaine on Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:02 pm


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