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    Did I ever tell you I hate Mondays?

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    sinister_midget
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    Did I ever tell you I hate Mondays?

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue May 22, 2018 12:52 am

    That face I make when people are trying to get on the elevator and I push the >|< button a million times.



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    You definitely do slow down with age.

    My wife asked me to help her move some furniture around and it took me 20 minutes to think of an excuse.

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    I'm sure he'll eventually grow out of it.



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    Simple Simon met a pieman
    Going to the fair
    Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
    What have you got there?
    Said the pieman to Simple Simon
    Pies, dimwit!

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    I've been waiting for that shoe to drop.



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    I start the day with Cap'N'Crunch. I end the day with Captain Morgan.

    Apparently I want to be a pirate.

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    When it's Monday morning and you wake up thinking it's Sunday.



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    Amazing!



    Wonder how he did it.

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    When somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown at them.

    But it only takes 4 to reach out and smack 'em in the head.

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    My God, NO!



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    Who had trouble sleeping all night Friday in anticipation of the royal wedding?

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    When will the nightmare end??



    But at least Anderson Cooper is resting and doing well.

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    Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.

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    I knew that guy on the left look awfully familiar.



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    One thing I learned growing up that I'll never forget.

    There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

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    Do what you love!



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    Re: Did I ever tell you I hate Mondays?

    Post  Psycho144 on Tue May 22, 2018 7:39 am

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    Re: Did I ever tell you I hate Mondays?

    Post  Ladyelaine on Tue May 22, 2018 7:52 am

    Over for another 6 days, maybe, anyway,  confused, hopefully,  LaughingWink.

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