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    sinister_midget
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    Almost forgot the title

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:11 pm

    Think about it!



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    I had to get after my wife again about lifting the toilet seat when she's through in there.

    Sheesh! I'm getting tired of having to pee all over it!

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    Should have colluded more than you did!



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    Is Google dispensing social advice now?



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    It's past time to have a serious conversation.....



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    I went for a job interview today. The interviewer asked me, "Why do you want this job?"

    Thinking quickly, I responded, "Because I've always been passionate about being able to afford food."

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    The DemocRATs and RepbliCONs invited Donald Trump to a dinner party.


    [size=18]Somehow I don't think they'll do that again any time soon.[/size]




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    A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

    A voice from the back of the room piped in, "Yeah, right."

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    My young son asked me for a ghost story the other night. So here goes.

    Every 4 years the dead rise from the grave and vote Democrat.....

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    It used to be you had to wait for somebody to say something to know if they were a loser or not. Now you just have to wait for them to pull out an iPhone!

    -- Sent from my iPhone

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    I wish!



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    Ever notice how in movies when there's a ghost with some message from beyond the grave that they never just swing by to tell people the deadly tale during Wheel of Fortune, or maybe when the target person is on the toilet or in church or something?

    No, they always have to pop up when the recipient is barreling down the highway or in the middle of working on cold fusion or something. Anything to create a distraction. The damned things are inopportune, like Jehovah's Witnesses of the ghoul world!

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    Some people never grow up!



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    When Muslims get offended, are they triggered or detonated?

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    Wonder if he got the job.



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    All of the time!



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    They're off an running!



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    Ladyelaine

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    Re: Almost forgot the title

    Post  Ladyelaine on Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:22 pm

    lol!
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    Psycho144

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    Re: Almost forgot the title

    Post  Psycho144 on Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:54 pm

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    JJRobinson

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    Re: Almost forgot the title

    Post  JJRobinson on Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:33 am

    Laughing

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