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    sinister_midget
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    As another day draws to an end....

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:26 pm

    Consistency is important.



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    I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person.

    ...I forgot where I was going with this...

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    ....if you know what's good for you....



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    Wow! The prize in this cereal box is the most realistic dead mouse I've ever seen!

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    "All work and no play" even applies to the Amish.



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    I don't see the point in Muslim women wearing burkas to preserve their modesty. I mean, isn't that Allah gave them beards?

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    When kids in the neighborhood run around ringing doorbells, turning over trashcans and generally make nuisances of themselves, my neighbor always dismisses it with "Boys will be boys."

    That's how I know he made up all of those stories about going to Thailand.

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    Dad-gum illegals comin' here and corruptin' our kids, spreadin' that silly illegal culture around!



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    Today is International Women's Day.

    It was actually scheduled for yesterday but it took the ladies too long to get ready.

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    Oh, Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man
    That he didn't, didn't already have

    That's why he had to take matters into his own hands.



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    I got pulled over by a cop yesterday.

    He came to the window and asked, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

    "Look," I said, "I already pay your wages. I'm not gonna do your job for you, too!"

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    I'm constantly putting things where they don't belong. Like ceral in the fridge, and milk in the cabinet, and faith in mankind.

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    Undeniable proof that you can be completely devoted to your religion, wear beards, dress modestly and reject modern society without strapping explosive vests to children.



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    There's a rumor going around that Russia is going to hack our clocks on Sunday and make everybody lose an hour of sleep!

    Be vigilant!!

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    These should be banned!



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    There's a new TV show about origami. It's paperview.


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    Re: As another day draws to an end....

    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:51 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing

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