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    .......aaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's Hump Day again.......

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    sinister_midget
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    .......aaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's Hump Day again.......

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:45 pm

    You probably already heard about it.



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    I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

    I'll let you know.

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    I just drove past a sign that said "WATCH FOR BLIND CHILDREN"

    That's cruel! What next, headphones for deaf kids?

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    Meanwhile at the animal rights protest.....



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    You know, I think my family is a bunch of racists.

    I started dating this black girl and decided to bring her home to meet the family.

    The kids wouldn't talk to her, and my wife told me to pack my bags and leave.

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    I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans.

    I asked if anybody had papers and they all ran off.

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    I believe I'm finally at that stage in life where I have nothing left to lose.

    Except weight.

    Lots of it.

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    Feminism, 2018.



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    If you start counting in either direction from zero, your lips won't touch until you reach a million.

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    The next cause at Salon.



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    Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

    Or what?

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    No, it's not your mother!



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    I didn't realize it, but some Arab TV is very entertaining.

    I just binge-watched the entire first season of Al Jazeera's series, The Love Goat.

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    One 12-year-old kid says to another, "I think my grandpa's pretty old."

    "Why is that?" asked the other kid.

    "Because he can do math in his head."

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    Never thought of it that way!



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    "I" before"E" except after "C."

    And when your foreign neighbor, Keith, receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

    Weird.

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    I'm sure Oprah will be relieved!



    Previously Oprah was up against a draft movement.



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    nurse
    [nurs]

    noun

    1. The first person you see when waking up after saying "Hold my beer."

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    I'll just leave this here.....



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    Rabbit Jong-un?



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    Re: .......aaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's Hump Day again.......

    Post  Psycho144 on Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:43 pm

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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