New Board

For refugees from MyWay and Tek Board II, and for anyone else wishing to participate.


    I stopped drinking when I got tired of waking up in my car doing 90

    Share
    avatar
    sinister_midget
    Admin

    Posts : 2888
    Join date : 2016-08-26
    Age : 65
    Location : Home

    I stopped drinking when I got tired of waking up in my car doing 90

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Mar 02, 2018 12:16 am



    ----------

    It was really windy around here yesterday! It got so bad that as I was walking to the gym to work out the wind blew me into the liquor store!

    ----------

    Got my tests back today. Negative! WHEW!

    What is IQ anyway?

    ----------

    Another amazing little known fact:



    ----------

    That's not how it works any more.



    These days it's 15 if a kid says so because (s)he might get upset and cry if you say it's not. And it can be 11 to another kid for the same reason. And 27 to a third kid.

    ----------

    I was going to tell a time traveling joke. But you guys didn't like it.

    ----------

    Looks like Joy finally got somebody that can do makeup right.



    ----------

    Years ago the saying was "an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

    But since the doctors are more and more turning out to be Muslim, I find a bacon sandwich works best.

    ----------

    Confucius say:

    One who pass gas in church sit in own pew.

    ----------

    That is strange!



    Stranger, I tried to order one as a house-warming gift for the woman that moved in next door. I don't know if they were out of other sizes or this was the only size they ever had.



    ----------

    Liberals are like slinkies.

    They're basically useless. But they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

    ----------

    We all need to do our part.



    ----------

    March 4 is almost here!



    ----------

    Did you know?

    If you spell "race car" backward it still spells "race car."

    If you move the "e" in the word "eat" from the first position of the word to the last position, you get past tense "ate."

    If you rearrange the letters of "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more, it spells "Go home you goat-humping, freeloading benefit-grabbing, violent, non-English-speaking pieces of crap and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, towel-headed, bomb-making, animal-raping pieces of garbage with you."

    Neat, huh?

    ----------

    Great advice!



    ----------

    Try not to laugh too loud at this so you don't trigger somebody's fragile psyche.





    ----------


    One of the classics.






    _________________
    The American Dream is to be Donald Trump.
    -- Barack Hussein Obama
    avatar
    Psycho144

    Posts : 760
    Join date : 2016-08-26
    Age : 78

    Re: I stopped drinking when I got tired of waking up in my car doing 90

    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:39 am

    Laughing Laughing

      Current date/time is Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:29 am