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    sinister_midget
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    The Jogger

    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Sep 18, 2016 5:15 am

    When the Clintons got their home in Chappaqua, Bubba started jogging to keep in shape and avoid past health problems. On each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.

    With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.


    “Fifty dollars!” she would cry out from the curb.

    “No, Five dollars!” fired back Clinton ..

    This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.


    He’d run by and she’d yell, “Fifty dollars!” And he’d yell back, “Five dollars!”


    One day Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the “pro” would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he’d really been doing on all his past outings.

    He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. But try as he might he couldn't think of a thing.

    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.


    Sure enough, there was the hooker!

    Bill tried to avoid the prostitute’s eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled…


    "See what you get for five bucks!?”
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    Post  Psycho144 on Sun Sep 18, 2016 10:39 am

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    Post  Ladyelaine on Sun Sep 18, 2016 2:52 pm

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