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    sinister_midget
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    Hump Day again

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:46 am

    Happy Valentine's Day!

    Ladies, no need to get me the same thing today that you got me last year. I already have plenty of restraining orders.

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    Time for some real news!



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    Sometimes I wonder whatever happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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    Where you headin'?



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    My wife just called me. She said, "Three of the girls in the office just received flowers. They're absolutely beautiful!"

    I told her, "Then that's probably why they got flowers."

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    I gave my wife some sexy lingerie for Valentine's Day.

    I sorta had to when she found it in my glovebox.

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    I could see where that might be a problem.



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    A well-kept secret.



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    I went out drinking the other night. I barely left the bar when a cop pulled me over.

    "Sir," he asked, "any drugs or alcohol?"

    I told him, "No, I'm already wasted, officer. Thanks, though!"

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    Nothing like love!



    Really. NOTHING like love!

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    Is this a ransom note?



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    Re: Hump Day again

    Post  JJRobinson on Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:44 am

    Very Happy
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    Psycho144

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    Re: Hump Day again

    Post  Psycho144 on Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:58 am

    Laughing Laughing cheers

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