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    It's Darwin Day

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    sinister_midget
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    It's Darwin Day

    Post  sinister_midget on Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:09 am

    Happy Darwin Day!



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    The latest Justice Department memo has just been released. It has some redactions. But it's worth a read.



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    No, dear! You look as exciting as the day we met!



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    When Muslims deny evolution, they have a valid point.

    They never evolved.

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    Do you ever get bored with the internet and grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

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    I guess this means you, if you have emphysema.



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    When my wife got pregnant, everything changed.

    My name, my address, my phone number.....

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    Once the millennials are finished with their Tide Pod games, the next step in their evolution.....



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    Once again I'll be all alone on Valentine's Day, eating pizza and watching old movies.

    I can't think of a single downside.

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    It'll work. But you could've added at least another foot and still be safe.



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    My new girlfriend is a feminist.

    To support her beliefs I decided on Valentine's Day she'll  be able to buy her own chocolates and flowers.

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    I just spent an hour in Walmart. It taught me evolution is a hoax.

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    Sesame Street embraces diversity.

      

        

        


        

    Not to be outdone....



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    Here we have a rare photo of a mother Crescent feeding her offspring.



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    Is white privilege when you look so much like your real father that your crooked mother helps pay for you to get tons of plastic surgery, while disfigured children go through life in pain due to your family's bad policies while in office?



    Just curious.

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    Pakistan: A country where evolution is a myth, but 72 virgins after suicide is fact.

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    Oh no! Hope Lil Kim doesn't get any ideas!



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    If that don't beat all!



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    If evolution was really true, you'd think Ethiopian kids would be able to use their tongues to catch flies by now.

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    Want to hear a deaf joke?

    So do they.

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    One argument against evolution is you'd think moths would learn by now that lightbulbs are hot.

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    I think the Democrats finally have their Dream Team picked out for 2020!




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    Re: It's Darwin Day

    Post  Psycho144 on Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:13 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Shocked

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