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    Well, that was a day that will live in infaamy!

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    sinister_midget
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    Well, that was a day that will live in infaamy!

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:23 am

    Husbands are the best people to tell secrets to.

    They'll never tell anyone because they aren't listening to begin with.

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    Have you tried Ethiopian food?

    They haven't.

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    Why does a woman put her hand on her chin while she's thinking?

    To keep herself from interrupting.

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    A difference of culture is all.



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    Women say they like tall men.

    I'm not so sure. I'm at least 6'4" in these stilettos and not one woman has approached me all night.

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    Maybe we should all strive for consistency.



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    New guy at work invited me over for some man fun. Told him I'd be there.

    Hope he has one of those air hockey tables!

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    Anime:

      

    Proof that 2 nuclear bombs were not enough.

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    My girlfriend has been so moody lately! It's really hard to take!

    I can't wait till she gets through this phase and the Stockholm Syndrome kicks in.

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    BREAKING NEWS



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    I was stunned yesterday when my wife said she thinks we should get a divorce after 21 years of marriage.

    21 years, can you believe it? It's the first time in all those years that she finally agreed with me on something!

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    They say in northern Africa you can buy a slave for the price of an iPod.

    Maybe so. But try getting one of them to remember 4000 songs.

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    Why did Disney World fail in Japan?

    Nobody was tall enough to go on the rides.

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    I went to an office Christmas party with my wife. "Hi, Jan, and who's the lucky man?" her boss asked.

    "Her ex-boyfriend," I said.

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    I was holding the door for this Japanese guy. And he looked over to me and said "Sank you!"

    Can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that

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    The way I see Asians driving, I'm beginning to wonder if Pearl Harbor wasn't simply an accident.


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    Re: Well, that was a day that will live in infaamy!

    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:15 am

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    Re: Well, that was a day that will live in infaamy!

    Post  JJRobinson on Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:28 am

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