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    sinister_midget
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    Here's to Brack Flyday

    Post  sinister_midget on Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:00 am

    My wife and I had been feeling depressed for months. Finally we couldn't take it any more and agreed to commit suicide together.

    So we agreed to do it yesterday. But you know what? Right after she did herself in, I strangely started feeling better. So I thought I'd give life one more try.


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    Just think. If Adam and Eve had been Chinese we'd a lot better off.

    They would have eaten the snake, not the apple.


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    Our Word of the Day is brought to you by the First Amendment.




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    I went to the doctor because I haven't been feeling myself lately. "Doc, how do I know when I'm going through male menopause?"

    He said, "When you start trying to talk up eighteen-year-old girls."

    "What!" I exclaimed. "I've been menopausal since I was twelve?"


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    I met a Muslim the other day on a flight.

    At first I was terrified. But he immediately assured me not all Muslims are terrorists.

    We both laughed so hard at that one that his grenades fell out of his pocket.


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    According to serving suggestions, I'm a family of four.


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    I thought I recognized them!




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    Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.


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    That could be disheartening!




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    230 Muslims killed in a mosque attack.

    Guess I need to get another bottle of champagne to replace the one I was holding for New Year's.


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    I got this sweet sounding female voice for my Garmin GPS. And I do mean sweet sounding!

    But I think it's just a little too realistic. About once a month if I make a wrong turn, she screams at me. "YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!" Then she won't talk to me for the rest of the trip.


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    Batman don't take no guff!!



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    Re: Here's to Brack Flyday

    Post  Psycho144 on Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:43 pm

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    Re: Here's to Brack Flyday

    Post  Joencalif2 on Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:58 pm

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